Or perhaps you'd like to smell like a hero. Try some "Tiberius" --
The last few times I've checked out the media tie-in sections at local booksellers Star Wars seems to be doing better than Star Trek -- there are more titles in stock, etc.
But last weekend on the way back from the beach a friend and I decided to stop at a Borders (I was looking for an opera DVD which they didn't have, but that's another story), and discovered something that more than redresses the balance: the above Star Trek-inspired colognes/perfumes.
A pity blogs don't do smell. Yet.